We're two months away from Christmas --- which can only mean that Lifetime AND Hallmark's barrage of non-stop Holiday movies begin....TODAY.

Hallmark is featuring 40 brand new Christmas movies for this year's schedule, which begins Saturday, October 24th, at 7 PM with what is soon to be a Holiday Classic (or not), "Jingle Bell Bride." I'm almost certain that you could guess the plot:

A wedding planner ends up in a remote Alaskan town and falls in love with its Christmas pageantry, as well as the local man helping her find a rare flower.

Cancel your plans and set your DVR now. You won't wanna miss it. But wait, hang on to your hot cocoa, because it will air at least SIX more times before THANKSGIVING. You'll be able to watch it not just on the Hallmark Channel, but also on Hallmark Mysteries & Movies. That's Grinchtastic.

Meanwhile, Lifetime has already started their Holiday programming. Friday night at 7:00 will be highlighted with: Christmas on Ice. 

PLOT: When a city’s public skating rink is on the brink of closing, a figure skater gets help from a former pro hockey player --- who just happens to be a single dad. Romance will surely bloom. Hooray.

Netflix is also ready to mingle into the holiday madness with TEN new Christmas-themed flicks beginning Wednesday, 10/28 with Holidate starring Emma Roberts.

Deck the halls and Jingle your bells. It's Christmastime whether you're ready for it or not. Fa La-La-La-La, La-La-La-LAME.